comics | Until Last Call

"Ok I think I'm going over to talk to your friend Rose over there." "Mention the fact you play guitar." "That's what I was going to tell your friend Tina." "No, with that one you have to talk about all the places you've been." "Hmmm... alright, thanks." "Guys... they think they need a wingman when what they really need is a caddy."

"Oh hey, you just missed your friends." "Yeah? Who?" "Those two chicks who look like each other, except one is chubby is one is skinny." "Oh yeah, before and after!" "What?" "That's what we call the two, before and after! I love them!" "Wow, those are friends we're talking about."

"I thought you hated this bar, B." "Oh no, I only hate the people in it." "Which is why I just picked $50 worth of classic music on the jukebox. Now we wait..."

"So... why haven't you answered any of my texts?" "Yeah, I'm on the phone with my I.T. guy about it." "No, I don't think you can mark someone as spam." "Dang it."

"Why don't we get out of here and go to your place?" "Why don't we go to your place instead?" "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know." "You're a city snob, did you know that?" "Look into my eyes and tell me I look like someone who rides cabs back from the burbs at six in the morning. Yeah didn't think so."

"See, I'm all about playing hard to get. I do it myself all the time. It's fun... it buys you time... plus it makes you more appreciated in the long run! There are exceptions to that, though!" "K, why are you screaming?" "Because the bartenders need to know that doesn't apply to them! For the eight time, I need a drink here!"

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